Naughty in Nawlins in New Orleans has always been our favorite convention. This year Bob and Tess crowned us King and Queen of Naughty in Nawlins 2010! When Bob announced the new King and Queen, he said the new King and Queen had been to every Naughty in Nawlins convention. When he said that we were both shocked and our first thought was that we had to be one of very few couple who had been to every convention. I have to say that we were both very pleased and excited about being King and Queen of this wonderful event.

The picture of us as King and Queen is with a couple of real Mardi Gras Indians. If you have been watching the series Treme on HBO you'll know what I'm talking about. As long as I'm talking about Treme the Treme band led us in a parade down Bourbon Street with a New Orleans Police department escort. When is the last time they closed down the streets in a major city so that you and your friends could parade down the middle of a major city street?

Let me explain to you why this convention is so fantastic. New Orleans if the perfect place for a great party. The Mardi Gras spirit makes this city the best place in the world for fun. The people of New Orleans have been through so much. New Orleans for us is about enjoying great food, great music, and uninhibited enjoyment of life. There is no better place than New Orleans!

The party starts at NIN in the afternoon. This isn't just a pool party. This year there were two private parties every afternoon at two Bourbon Street bars. Since these were private parties the bars encouraged the girls to go all out and enjoy themselves to the fullest. Click here you'll see exactly what I'm talking about. These are video clips taken at the afternoon bar parties.

If you wish you can skip the Bourbon street bar parties all together and attend seminars about a variety of subjects of interest to people who enjoy fulfilling sex lives. We always attend a couple of the seminars. Our favorite is the group massage session. Imagine just for a moment what it would feel like to have 5 sets of hands massaging your naked body! It's an amazing sensual experience that everyone should enjoy sometime in their life, but very few people ever do.

Then there are the dances. Every evening there is a dance. This is New Orleans, so of course there is a martini bar with an ice sculpture that is used to chill the martini! The dances are a wonderful social, sensual experience with so many people who still enjoy wonderful sex lives. What is truly a shame in our country is that so many people have never had good sex lives or if they had them they lost it years ago. Could that explain that anger we see in our country today?

After the dance, what can I say; I'm going to leave that to your imagination. This event is way beyond your wildest dreams. If you think you have the right attitude and you want to attend the Wildest Party on Earth, then you should attend next year's Naughty in Nawlins. We will be your King and Queen and we do demand obedience, but I'm sure you'll have the time of your life! Click here for information about Naughty in Nawlins and other great events and vacations from the French Connection.

Hope to see you in New Orleans next year.

Michael and Vicki